S3 Write Out and Reflection

You guys might think how does a mysterious girl like Puja finesse??

How is she constantly prospering?

Because i use the PUJA system

What is the PUJA system you might ask? TODAY I AM GOING TO TEACH YOU THE AUDIENCE HOW TO FINESSE AND PROSPER

Please listen to my instructions carefully ONE MISTAKE AND YOU COULD FAIL and end up like the woman my mom always talk about.

You know? The one who didnt get married because she didnt know how to yike.

First is P where you penetrate their feelings. For example  you see someone you want to be associated with it may be a male female or pigeon

Up to you i dont judge. Just chose wisely

Second is U which stands for utilize where you go up to the person you want to finesse and you utilize one of the following

“are you from tenesse?? Cuz your the only 10 i see”

“Did it hurt when you fell from heaven”

“If you were a fruit you would be a fine apple”

Or

“Are you Jamacain cuz youre jamacim me crazy

Third is J which is also jestful behavior.  show them your sick dance moves and how you would get down and jiggy with it but go in this order or you might end up finessing the pigeon

*proceed yiking, whipping, dropping, folks*

Fourth is A where you get to show them affection but be safe!!!!!!

Hopefully you the audience have learned well and will implement this in your next pursing adventure

To see this in live action meet me at Club X on friday nights

Keep in mind the PUJA system has had a 5 star rating on YELP

And has yet to fail so please go out there and finesse and give me all the credit

Thank you

Any questions

 

I thought that I did pretty well in my speech this time although I wish I had made it a little longer. I enjoyed giving this speech even though it had nothing to do with bicycles. I thought that the audience had a lot of fun listening to this speech. I enjoyed talking about the PUJA system a lot because it was funny and really nice to see the reaction that people had towards it. For my next speech I want to take a more serious tone.

Rendell

Rendell did a great job trying to explain what it means to be a part of a community. I became friends with a lot of people that I would not even imagine being friends with. Their experiences and intellect really broadened my views on topics that I would not be aware of. I am a part of the computer science community and I believe that it truly is one of the most supportive communities that I have been with. I am glad that I am a part of something this understanding.

The Linguistics of ‘YouTube Voice’ – Write out

Many of the Youtube stars that I watch have been very successful in the past three or four years, and I always wondered why success was so easily attainable to them. After reading Julie Beck’s article “The Linguistics of ‘YouTube Voice'”, I understood that this was not because of the things that they were talking about but HOW they were talking about a certain topic. One of my favorite YouTubers, Jus Reign, uses long vowels and consonants to get his viewers to laugh. Along with telling his viewers stories, he talks about issues that he find important. Due to him using his YouTube Voice many people are willing to laugh, listen, and learn. On the other hand you have many YouTubers who have not found their YouTube voice just yet but they might say the same thing as other big YouTubers but do not connect to their audience as well. YouTubers are the future of public speaking and maybe we can learn a couple things from them.