You guys might think how does a mysterious girl like Puja finesse??
How is she constantly prospering?
Because i use the PUJA system
What is the PUJA system you might ask? TODAY I AM GOING TO TEACH YOU THE AUDIENCE HOW TO FINESSE AND PROSPER
Please listen to my instructions carefully ONE MISTAKE AND YOU COULD FAIL and end up like the woman my mom always talk about.
You know? The one who didnt get married because she didnt know how to yike.
First is P where you penetrate their feelings. For example you see someone you want to be associated with it may be a male female or pigeon
Up to you i dont judge. Just chose wisely
Second is U which stands for utilize where you go up to the person you want to finesse and you utilize one of the following
“are you from tenesse?? Cuz your the only 10 i see”
“Did it hurt when you fell from heaven”
“If you were a fruit you would be a fine apple”
“Are you Jamacain cuz youre jamacim me crazy
Third is J which is also jestful behavior. show them your sick dance moves and how you would get down and jiggy with it but go in this order or you might end up finessing the pigeon
*proceed yiking, whipping, dropping, folks*
Fourth is A where you get to show them affection but be safe!!!!!!
Hopefully you the audience have learned well and will implement this in your next pursing adventure
To see this in live action meet me at Club X on friday nights
Keep in mind the PUJA system has had a 5 star rating on YELP
And has yet to fail so please go out there and finesse and give me all the credit
I thought that I did pretty well in my speech this time although I wish I had made it a little longer. I enjoyed giving this speech even though it had nothing to do with bicycles. I thought that the audience had a lot of fun listening to this speech. I enjoyed talking about the PUJA system a lot because it was funny and really nice to see the reaction that people had towards it. For my next speech I want to take a more serious tone.