It’s humor.
“I crash into things when I’m walking on the sidewalk.”
http://www.newyorker.com/humor/daily-shouts/why-ill-never-ride-a-bike-in-new-york-city
It’s humor.
“I crash into things when I’m walking on the sidewalk.”
http://www.newyorker.com/humor/daily-shouts/why-ill-never-ride-a-bike-in-new-york-city